I write wrongs

NYC.

April, 2013.

posted 03 May, 2013
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Here’s to never quite making it.

posted 08 March, 2013
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posted 27 February, 2013
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16:9 iPhone

posted 25 February, 2013
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16:9 iPhone

Mid-sneeze.

posted 25 February, 2013
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little red

Using FaceTime with my dad is largely pointless.

I get 10% face at best.

posted 07 February, 2013
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This has been going on for some time.

posted 26 January, 2013
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We absolutely do not need an interactive map of the helicopter crash.

posted 16 January, 2013
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Je suis Bernadette. Je suis un petit chien. Je detest le photographie.

posted 16 January, 2013
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